while playing GTA IV you can probably hear some funny stuff from pedestrians. like if you bump into one in the streets or while having some fun with the cops.

for example, i was just trolling around the airport, shooting some cops and heard one of them say:

"I have a visual on the asshole!"

others:

"Show us your meat curtains honey"


if you ever hear some of these lines, post 'em here and i'll gather them up in this post. :p

Cop saying when you shoot him and he lies on the floor, He's saying. Im gonna be ok  Im gonna be ok  xD

"Show us your meat curtains, honey."

I always hear "stupid malaka!" from cab drivers that run into me 

i love the things niko says when he calls for a cab while drunk

"MR MAN"

"taxxxie cab!"

"yellow car!!"

"ARGHHHHHH"

i once heard a cop say "ill shoot your tits off!"

and "youll be wearing your balls as earrings!"