while playing GTA IV you can probably hear some funny stuff from pedestrians. like if you bump into one in the streets or while having some fun with the cops.

for example, i was just trolling around the airport, shooting some cops and heard one of them say:

"I have a visual on the asshole!"

others:

"Show us your meat curtains honey"


if you ever hear some of these lines, post 'em here and i'll gather them up in this post. :p